no
the crackers were probably bad luck anyway






benwinstagram:

throwback monday

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tattoopoo:

northernintruder:

Daniel Patrick Tipton

I saw these ages ago and I still so want one

tattoopoo:

northernintruder:

Daniel Patrick Tipton

I saw these ages ago and I still so want one

LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

deansass:

Gender stereotyping in the English language
I was doing my reading for class and I came across this and was shocked at how accurate it was.

deansass:

Gender stereotyping in the English language

I was doing my reading for class and I came across this and was shocked at how accurate it was.