no
the crackers were probably bad luck anyway






bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

zaynsbro:

when people try to spread the whole “body image positive” thing but use sentences like “guys like a big booty” or “guys like curvy girls”?????wtf??? man????you just lost so many points like WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT GUYS LIKE?????? just please tell me who the fuck cares

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pokemon Tumblr photoset

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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