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the crackers were probably bad luck anyway

starspngledman:

oh you’re watching the winter soldier? i love that movie, the way he just [clenches fist] soldiers on through all that fricken’ winter

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

squarlo:

dumbfricker:

ihumpedyourcatthen:

MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”

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my mouth just autocorrected

WHEN THE PLOT IS GOOD BUT THE WRITING IS BAD

written-beast:

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unculturedmag:

The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.

Joanna Hoffman 

mydraco:

my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

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